mc5 - Holiday Anagrams

(Phil) You may be foist upon your own petard+ny(anag.) because how do you know KS's dog is not called Woofle.?

[Phil]

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Yes, you are correct. It would be Woofles' or Woofles's. I typed it when I was tired.

[Rosie] Because she said so ("my dog, Woofles"). And also because Woofle is a stupid name for a dog.
Back to business: Motorhead Day

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The Eighth of May

- Oh to daydream

Ramadan - Mar a nad

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nad=testicle

Eid. Ide *avoiding the obvious*

Eid al-Fitr - Trifle aid (or Lie adrift, or Airlifted, or Ideal rift or...)

Hooray! The kids have gone back. Groovy! A beached knot, a sheikh.

Neither Rain Nor Snow Day - Edwin Rhine, Arson Notary

Leif Erikson Day - I Delay Foreskin

Day of the Dead. Ye odd fathead.

Poets Day - Pasty Ode

All Saints Day - It's anally sad.

Guy Fawkes Night - Huge Swanky Gift.

Guy Fawkes Day - Yuk! Sew Gadafy? (one of many ways to spell his name...)

Thanksgiving Day USA - Hug a skydiving Satan

Also in shock fashion news: "Kids shun Gaga Vanity"

Start up a choir on Ascension Day - DIY assonance.

(Phil) I'm sure you'd be delighted to receive a text to the effect that "U'd shag stinky vagina".

[Rosie] I did come across quite a few Philthy versions, but censored myself (first time for everything, eh!).

Meanwhile, in the UK, this week is National Tree Week - "Kneel on tea waiter", and some Philth for Rosie,

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Atone elite wanker

Boxing Day - Bind gay ox.