mc5 - Holiday Anagrams

Leif Erikson Day - I Delay Foreskin

Day of the Dead. Ye odd fathead.

Poets Day - Pasty Ode

All Saints Day - It's anally sad.

Guy Fawkes Night - Huge Swanky Gift.

Guy Fawkes Day - Yuk! Sew Gadafy? (one of many ways to spell his name...)

Thanksgiving Day USA - Hug a skydiving Satan

Also in shock fashion news: "Kids shun Gaga Vanity"

Start up a choir on Ascension Day - DIY assonance.

(Phil) I'm sure you'd be delighted to receive a text to the effect that "U'd shag stinky vagina".

[Rosie] I did come across quite a few Philthy versions, but censored myself (first time for everything, eh!).

Meanwhile, in the UK, this week is National Tree Week - "Kneel on tea waiter", and some Philth for Rosie,

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Atone elite wanker

Boxing Day - Bind gay ox.