mc5 - Holiday Anagrams

Hooray! The kids have gone back. Groovy! A beached knot, a sheikh.

Neither Rain Nor Snow Day - Edwin Rhine, Arson Notary

Leif Erikson Day - I Delay Foreskin

Day of the Dead. Ye odd fathead.

Poets Day - Pasty Ode

All Saints Day - It's anally sad.

Guy Fawkes Night - Huge Swanky Gift.

Guy Fawkes Day - Yuk! Sew Gadafy? (one of many ways to spell his name...)

Thanksgiving Day USA - Hug a skydiving Satan

Also in shock fashion news: "Kids shun Gaga Vanity"

Start up a choir on Ascension Day - DIY assonance.