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Cat on a Warm Tin Roof
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Everything these days is hyped to the nth degree. I suggest we try to tone down this love of excess by coming up with books, films, plays and songs that are a bit more restrained.
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The Day The Earth Moved Rather Slowly
Air Force Two
Stop, Or My Mom Will Shout!
Alice in Notmuchcopland
Night Of The Living Dad
Average Gun
The Macrame Man
Two Flipflops for Sister Sara
Finnegan's Hospital Bedside
When Worlds Collude
The Texture Of Things To Come
It Came From Weston Super Mare
Midnight Local
Keeping a Vague Look Out for Susan
Mutiny on the Kit Kat
Torah, Torah, Torah.
Fun-Size Mars Attacks!
Keep Quiet, Don't Surface
The Parolee of Zenda
The Recount of Monte Cristo
Emmerdale Allotment
Most of the President's Men
The Lion In August
Scranton Story
Imitation Grit
The African Gender-Bender
Asteroid-struck
2001: A Space Outing
Planet of the Prosimians
You Only Live Once
Bill and Ted's Perfectly Acceptable Adventure
Le Raisonnable Destin d'Amélie Poulin
The Day of the Kit Fox
Partial Recall
I Have an Inkling of What You Did Last Summer
The League of Gentlemen
Altercation of the Titans
Badly-Injured Poets Society
The 3:10 to Yuma has been delayed and is expected to depart at 5:30
2012: Nearly Quarter Past Eight
The Day It Rained For Quite A Long Time
Time Considered As A Helix Of Cubic Zirconia
Aye, and Cleethorpes
The Stars In My Pocket Like Balls Of White Hot Gas
Driftgas
The Agony and the Slight Pleasure
The Penultimate Emperor
How About We Do This In July Next Year?
Is Watford Burning?
The Ballad of Cable TV
The Interminable Easter Sunday
Last Tango in Cynwyd
Homely Girl and the Beast
The Stroll of the Penguins
Hot from this year's Oscars, The Twinge Locker
Mr No, MSc
From Russia, With Fondest Regards
Okay, You Can Stop Now, Lola
Bladestroller
There Aren't Many Mohicans Left
Medical Student Zhivago
North by West Nor'west
A Tad Unpredictable, Behaviourwise
There's A Couple Of Other Niggles Concerning Mary
Realistic Expectations
Rebel Without Much Of A Reason
Goodbye Mr. Crisps
[irach] I saw the Spanish version of that one just the other day: Adios Senor Nachos
Reg Blattersly: My Part in His Downfall
Band of People Who Get On With Each Other, Mostly
Flash Gordon's Trip To Ma's
Robert Downey Jr. stars in Marvel's Corby Trouser Press Man
Before moving on to Sherlatch Shedds
Some Like It Lukewarm [SM] Que bueno. Como saber nachos de sabor Senor?
Maim Bill
I got nothin'
Alice in Slough
The truth About Kittens and Pups
Mr. Smith Goes To Washington, Sunderland
Mr. Smith Goes To Washing Room
There Aren't Many Samurai Left
The Penultimate Emperor and its prequels, The Antepenultimate Emperor and The Preantepenultimate Emperor.
Canoodling, Fibs and 8mm Cine
On reflection, that sounds more salacious than the original...
Was that the follow up to: Canoodling, Mild Stimulants and a Nice Bit of Mantovani?
There Aren't Many Temptations of The Christ Left
Never Cry Fox
The Somewhat Wavering Gardener
One Flew Over The Knacker's Yard
[irach] The Intermittent Gardener?
My contribution for today is RoboPCSO
The Unbearable Lightness of Helium
The "Dangerous Cliff - No Climbing" Signs of Navarone
The Day The Earth Slowed Down Slightly
The War of the World Tiddlywinks Championship
Village of the Decidedly Unpleasant / VT The Midwich Turkey Vultures
Dawn of the hungover
Das Provincialkapital
Das Raft
Das Lifeboot
Das Shoe
GBH on the Orient Express
The Ipcress Expense Voucher
Smiley's Rolodex
The Knitter of Panama
Tinker, Tailor
Magistrate Dredd
Doctorandus Who
Oh! What an OK War
The Daleks: Invasion Brighton 2010
The Da Vinci Code - by Gordon Brown
All right then,

David Cameron's

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I Am Rather Well-Known
Russell Crowe stars in Master or Commander
Principia Arithmetica
Ben Who?
Carrying on from Simon's myth, I give you...
The Imaginarium of Nick Clegg
Murder on the 10.48 Par to Newquay all stations.
Now that the Tories are back, wouldn't it be Murder of the 10.48 Par to Newquay all stations?
Flesh Wound on the Stoke-on-Trent Express
The Mirror Chipp'd A Bit On One Side
Pronoun
A Tale of Two Suburbs
Annie Get your Handbag
Just William Hague
Where Eagles Preen
Heckboy
Chiropterologist
Trouble in China
The Middleclasscats
Lady and the Tram
Chihuahuas on a Plane? Just imagine Samuel L Jackson saying "I've had enough of these motherf***ing chihuahuasd on this motherf***ing plane"
Cuboid
Animal Allotment
The Flat of the Seven Gables
Holocene Park
This lady came up with The Girl with the Temporary Dragon Tattoo, which I think is wonderful.
Lord of the Fly
Worry and Minor Dislike in Kansas City
Acula, MA(Hons)
The Large Cat, the Batty Old Lady and the Corby Trouser Press
Norwegian Ninja Which is real.
Rio Pequeño
Le Ladies (please tell me if someone gets this)
Good Expectations
Wicket Keeper
Wicket Keeper Begins
Wicket Keeper Forever
FGZ Nope, not me.
I intended it to be a play on Le Mans.
Beodog
The American Series
The TopFour League
Stairgate SG-1
Around the Block in One Hour
Oliver Slight Kink
The Name of the Daisy
He-Man, Master of the Unicycle
The Rumor of One Township
The Cruel Boating Lake
The Street Theatre of Dr. Lao
20 Centimeters Under the Puddle
A Chinese Goat Story
Audience
shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Simons Mith
The Mediocre Mid-Sized Whorehouse in Texas
Hidden textSorry, I had to when I saw this one and checked and it wasn't here in any form!
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