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Cat on a Warm Tin Roof
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Everything these days is hyped to the nth degree. I suggest we try to tone down this love of excess by coming up with books, films, plays and songs that are a bit more restrained.
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Batman For a While
The Dim Knight
Armadillos in the Mist
The African Dyke
Where Eagles Convene a Committee
Have a Jar
Jack the Sipper
Ahmed of Arabia
All the Vice-President's Men
A Passage to Indiana
The Sheilas dircted by Jock Strap
The Man Who Worked in a Bank in Monte Carlo
Puppy Day Afternoon
A Bridge Not Quite Far Enough
The Stepping Stones of Madsison County
The Affable Wives of Windsor
Hold Back Tears, the Beloved Country
Midnight in Nižnij Novgorod
You Make Me Wanna Speak A Little More Assertively
Henry IV Part I, Subsection (b)
Maybe It's Because I'm A Resident Of SE25.
From Here To Just Over There
Some Like It Luke Warm
Blow Warm Blow Cool
And the Band Packed Up Their Instruments
The Absent-Minded Tutor
James Cameron's Avatar has been toned back to The N'avi Lark
To Sir, With Nods of Acknowledgement
Ice Station Jackass
My Average Lady
I'm Not Bad, Jack
Cleaned-up Harry
Hidden textWe seem to be straying off topic here. How many of these are toned down versions of over-egged titles?
10,000 Leaves Under the Sea
Jesus Christ Support Act (Phil) I tend to agree. Hope this one will do. :-)
The Man Who Won A Few Quid At Monte Carlo
1 Year BC
The Good 4
Joseph and the Amazing Beige Cardigan. Thanks to the late Willie Rushton.
The Man Who Would Be In Burke's Peerage
Jesus Christ Fairly Well Known
Drizzle Man
Hamburger Helper Hill
The Thirteenth Chartered Accountant
The Boston Jostler
11:45 pm in the Garden of Good and Evil
Plan 8 From Inner Space
Spamabit
My Fuller Figure Greek Wedding
Intellectually Challenged and More Intellectually Challenged
Babette's Snack
Little Trouble in Little China
The Edgehill Sanction
The Edging Tool Man
Weetabix Reloaded
The Man With Two Red Shoes
Star Trek: The Colour Slide & Champion The Wonder Slug I can remember from one of the ISIHAC books
Kelly's Lads
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Canoodling (But Were Wary Of Asking)
Star Wars V: The Kingdom Strikes Back
Indiana Jones and the Penultimate Crusade
Ordinary Measures
The Okay, the Morally Questionable, and the Not Particularly Attractive
A View To a Flesh Wound
Gulag Island
A Room With A View Over The East Cheam Gasworks
Self Esteem and Subjectivity
To Eliminate A Mocking Bird
Camelittle
Wotcha, Dolly
The Seven Percent Problem
The Phantom of the Odeon
Mr. Smith Goes to Terre Haute
A Modicum of Trouble in Little China
At the New London Theatre, and well worth seeing – War Pony
He-Man, Master of the Universal Joint
Crime and a Slap on the Wrist
Fists of Displeasure
Dr Doonothing
Those Business Men in their Airbus 320s
Tickle On Precinct 13
Journey To The Centre Of The Room
Mad Max: Beyond Chunderdome
The Longish Day
The Human Loo
Percy Hood, Baronet of Thieves
Off the Road
Cider House Protractors
One of the Better Shows on Earth
A Nice Happening on 34th Street
One Hundred Minutes of Solitude
Love in the Time of a Common Cold
Like Water For Orange Squash
Old Moore's Fridge Magnets
What Women Say They Want
Monte Carlo or Not
The Charge of the Featherweight Brigade<
Blood Cubic Zirconia
King Solomon's Quarries
Romancing the Pebble
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Wolfenstein 3D
Star Ramble II: The Grumble of Khan
Hawk the Slapper
I Bought A Vampire Unicycle
Gnat on a Hot Tin Roof
Thousand Dollar Baby
A Reasonable Amount of Information About Eve
Birth of a Notion
Stairway To Devon
Missing In Acton
Single Indemnity
The Land That Time Sort of Recalled
Little Miss Partly Cloudy
In Golden Pond
The Lord Of The Rings: The CD Club Of The Ring
The Lord Of The Rings: To Tower Hamlets
The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The Empties
The mini job
The Raisins of Wrath
The Bevel in the Crown
Sleepless In Settle
Nosferaone
Legally Bland
With The Bentfin Boomer Boys On Little Old New Chipping Sodbury
The Lost Buoys
Kickboxing Helena
Celsius 232 ¾
Wag the Puppy
The Bridge on Kwai Creek
Thatch on a Hot Thin Roof
Austin Powers: Local Man of Mystery
Crime and ASBO
So That's What Happened To Baby Jane
The Mild Boys
A Gift From Earth (Postage Due)
Patience on the River Kwai
Then there's that new multimedia extravaganza in what used to be the Millennium Dome, a fictionalized account of the evolution of soap flakes - OMO
Parole Willy
Partial Metal Jacket
Mars Invites Itself For Tea!
[Kim] *rofl*
The Outlaw Josey Cardiff
A Man Called Pony
A Streetcar named Desirée
The Name of the Tulip
The Runaway Bridesmaid
Brideshead Visited
Remains of the Afternoon
About a Girl - Sorry, ladies, it wasn't me - the devil forced me to do it. Honest, cross my heart and all that.
The Tram Children
Children of An Even Lesser Demi-God
The Witchfinder Brigadier
Knitting Circles of New York
The Land That Time Occasionally Overlooks
Carrying Miss Daisy
My Left Leg
No-Pulp Fiction
The Beast With Five Toes
When Worlds Miss Each Other
Prosaic Voyage
The Day The Earth Moved Rather Slowly
Air Force Two
Stop, Or My Mom Will Shout!
Alice in Notmuchcopland
Night Of The Living Dad
Average Gun
The Macrame Man
Two Flipflops for Sister Sara
Finnegan's Hospital Bedside
When Worlds Collude
The Texture Of Things To Come
It Came From Weston Super Mare
Midnight Local
Keeping a Vague Look Out for Susan
Mutiny on the Kit Kat
Torah, Torah, Torah.
Fun-Size Mars Attacks!
Keep Quiet, Don't Surface
The Parolee of Zenda
The Recount of Monte Cristo
Emmerdale Allotment
Most of the President's Men
The Lion In August
Scranton Story
Imitation Grit
The African Gender-Bender
Asteroid-struck
2001: A Space Outing
Planet of the Prosimians
You Only Live Once
Bill and Ted's Perfectly Acceptable Adventure
Le Raisonnable Destin d'Amélie Poulin
The Day of the Kit Fox
Partial Recall
I Have an Inkling of What You Did Last Summer
The League of Gentlemen
Altercation of the Titans
Badly-Injured Poets Society
The 3:10 to Yuma has been delayed and is expected to depart at 5:30
2012: Nearly Quarter Past Eight
The Day It Rained For Quite A Long Time
Time Considered As A Helix Of Cubic Zirconia
Aye, and Cleethorpes
The Stars In My Pocket Like Balls Of White Hot Gas
Driftgas
The Agony and the Slight Pleasure
The Penultimate Emperor
How About We Do This In July Next Year?
Is Watford Burning?
The Ballad of Cable TV
The Interminable Easter Sunday
Last Tango in Cynwyd
Homely Girl and the Beast
The Stroll of the Penguins
Hot from this year's Oscars, The Twinge Locker
Mr No, MSc
From Russia, With Fondest Regards
Okay, You Can Stop Now, Lola
Bladestroller
There Aren't Many Mohicans Left
Medical Student Zhivago
North by West Nor'west
A Tad Unpredictable, Behaviourwise
There's A Couple Of Other Niggles Concerning Mary
Realistic Expectations
Rebel Without Much Of A Reason
Goodbye Mr. Crisps
[irach] I saw the Spanish version of that one just the other day: Adios Senor Nachos
Reg Blattersly: My Part in His Downfall
Band of People Who Get On With Each Other, Mostly
Flash Gordon's Trip To Ma's
Robert Downey Jr. stars in Marvel's Corby Trouser Press Man
Before moving on to Sherlatch Shedds
Some Like It Lukewarm [SM] Que bueno. Como saber nachos de sabor Senor?
Maim Bill
I got nothin'
Alice in Slough
The truth About Kittens and Pups
Mr. Smith Goes To Washington, Sunderland
Mr. Smith Goes To Washing Room
There Aren't Many Samurai Left
The Penultimate Emperor and its prequels, The Antepenultimate Emperor and The Preantepenultimate Emperor.
Canoodling, Fibs and 8mm Cine
On reflection, that sounds more salacious than the original...
Was that the follow up to: Canoodling, Mild Stimulants and a Nice Bit of Mantovani?
There Aren't Many Temptations of The Christ Left
Never Cry Fox
The Somewhat Wavering Gardener
One Flew Over The Knacker's Yard
[irach] The Intermittent Gardener?
My contribution for today is RoboPCSO
The Unbearable Lightness of Helium
The "Dangerous Cliff - No Climbing" Signs of Navarone
The Day The Earth Slowed Down Slightly
The War of the World Tiddlywinks Championship
Village of the Decidedly Unpleasant / VT The Midwich Turkey Vultures
Dawn of the hungover
Das Provincialkapital
Das Raft
Das Lifeboot
Das Shoe
GBH on the Orient Express
The Ipcress Expense Voucher
Smiley's Rolodex
The Knitter of Panama
Tinker, Tailor
Magistrate Dredd
Doctorandus Who
Oh! What an OK War
The Daleks: Invasion Brighton 2010
The Da Vinci Code - by Gordon Brown
All right then,

David Cameron's

Avatar

I Am Rather Well-Known
Russell Crowe stars in Master or Commander
Principia Arithmetica
Ben Who?
Carrying on from Simon's myth, I give you...
The Imaginarium of Nick Clegg
Murder on the 10.48 Par to Newquay all stations.
Now that the Tories are back, wouldn't it be Murder of the 10.48 Par to Newquay all stations?
Flesh Wound on the Stoke-on-Trent Express
The Mirror Chipp'd A Bit On One Side
Pronoun
A Tale of Two Suburbs
Annie Get your Handbag
Just William Hague
Where Eagles Preen
Heckboy
Chiropterologist
Trouble in China
The Middleclasscats
Lady and the Tram
Chihuahuas on a Plane? Just imagine Samuel L Jackson saying "I've had enough of these motherf***ing chihuahuasd on this motherf***ing plane"
Cuboid
Animal Allotment
The Flat of the Seven Gables
Holocene Park
This lady came up with The Girl with the Temporary Dragon Tattoo, which I think is wonderful.
Lord of the Fly
Worry and Minor Dislike in Kansas City
Acula, MA(Hons)
The Large Cat, the Batty Old Lady and the Corby Trouser Press
Norwegian Ninja Which is real.
Rio Pequeño
Le Ladies (please tell me if someone gets this)
Good Expectations
Wicket Keeper
Wicket Keeper Begins
Wicket Keeper Forever
FGZ Nope, not me.
I intended it to be a play on Le Mans.
Beodog
The American Series
The TopFour League
Stairgate SG-1
Around the Block in One Hour
Oliver Slight Kink
The Name of the Daisy
He-Man, Master of the Unicycle
The Rumor of One Township
The Cruel Boating Lake
The Street Theatre of Dr. Lao
20 Centimeters Under the Puddle
A Chinese Goat Story
Audience
shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Simons Mith
The Mediocre Mid-Sized Whorehouse in Texas
Hidden textSorry, I had to when I saw this one and checked and it wasn't here in any form!
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