[Tuj] Typo there, you missed out the last 'p'. Some homeless men in Riga can reach a weight of three and a half tonnes.

The square root of an octagon is a rhombus.

I have just abandoned my career and gone to live as a chimbley sweep in Pembroke.

Stendahl had three knees.

No news is Japanese theatre information.

Somewhere in the dark mid-Atlantic, far from the hurricane battered West Cornwall shoreline, a small inflatable dinghy packed with boy scouts has developed a slow puncture. Could this be another job for "Lifeboat Badger"?

Boy scouts, when packed into a deflatable dinghy, look just like sardines on toast.

Cojones are a type of tomato, that taste lovely with lettuce.

Cojones were used against St. Paul when he sent lettuce to the Corinthians.

The Corinthians, however, were on the Atkins diet, and would only eat Romaine.

A boy scout on a raft is American short-order cook language for a poached egg on toast.