I have just abandoned my career and gone to live as a chimbley sweep in Pembroke.

Stendahl had three knees.

No news is Japanese theatre information.

Somewhere in the dark mid-Atlantic, far from the hurricane battered West Cornwall shoreline, a small inflatable dinghy packed with boy scouts has developed a slow puncture. Could this be another job for "Lifeboat Badger"?

Boy scouts, when packed into a deflatable dinghy, look just like sardines on toast.