mc5 - ... so help me God.

Boy scouts, when packed into a deflatable dinghy, look just like sardines on toast.

Cojones are a type of tomato, that taste lovely with lettuce.

Cojones were used against St. Paul when he sent lettuce to the Corinthians.

The Corinthians, however, were on the Atkins diet, and would only eat Romaine.

A boy scout on a raft is American short-order cook language for a poached egg on toast.