mc5 - ... so help me God.

I didn't do any spurting and what's more - this game doesn't amuse me in the least.

I am not amused. Being a progressive rock fan, I have no sense of humour.

I didn't just scan in a copy of a local takeaway menu and install it as wallpaper on the PC of my absent colleague.

For the second time today, tea did not spurt copiously from my nose when reading the previous posting.

The screen saver on my PC is a video of Bob the Dog spurting tea copiously from his nose set to a progressive rock soundtrack.