mc5 - ... so help me God.

Tea did not spurt copiously from my nose when reading Huxleys posting.

I didn't do any spurting and what's more - this game doesn't amuse me in the least.

I am not amused. Being a progressive rock fan, I have no sense of humour.

I didn't just scan in a copy of a local takeaway menu and install it as wallpaper on the PC of my absent colleague.

For the second time today, tea did not spurt copiously from my nose when reading the previous posting.