Martina Navratilova used to be a lumberjack, or should that be a lumberjill. No, a lumberjack.

I sleep all night and work all day.

The Beatles were right chuffed when I donated to them the words for 'A Hard Day's Night'.

Florence Nightingale experienced a life-changing dilemma when she was presented with the choice of marrying T E Lawrence or Sam Torrance. She rejected both on account of their utterly ridiculous surnames and instead, went on to make a successful career out of singing in Berkeley Square.

Berkley Square is actually a 'retirement' home for loud dogs. There is only one resident at any given time. New 'inductees' are required to combat the current resident in a fight to the death. Needless to say, the top-dog is always a right mongrel. .......[Chalky] Classic, I actually laughed out loud!

Florence Nightingale's biggest hit was "Crimea River".

She also worked on a duet with Simply Red - 'Night Nurse' of course. Incidently, that was their best song ever.

Prams cannot be fooled by merely placing a baby-sized package of flour in them.
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Pram is the abbreviation of diazepram

Squash is so named from the lack of space in the court. Professional players enjoy the mixed doubles most.

Lady Chatterley's first name was actually Natalie.

The email address of the hero of Joseph Heller's novel and film is Khatchachurian22@....

Paradoxes of time can be a problem. For instance, I'm just about to shoo