Berkley Square is actually a 'retirement' home for loud dogs. There is only one resident at any given time. New 'inductees' are required to combat the current resident in a fight to the death. Needless to say, the top-dog is always a right mongrel. .......[Chalky] Classic, I actually laughed out loud!

Florence Nightingale's biggest hit was "Crimea River".

She also worked on a duet with Simply Red - 'Night Nurse' of course. Incidently, that was their best song ever.

Prams cannot be fooled by merely placing a baby-sized package of flour in them.
</lie>[Projoy] Fantastic!<lie>

Pram is the abbreviation of diazepram