Mounties are famous for standing around in groups singing songs about lumberjacks.

Martina Navratilova used to be a lumberjack, or should that be a lumberjill. No, a lumberjack.

I sleep all night and work all day.

The Beatles were right chuffed when I donated to them the words for 'A Hard Day's Night'.

Florence Nightingale experienced a life-changing dilemma when she was presented with the choice of marrying T E Lawrence or Sam Torrance. She rejected both on account of their utterly ridiculous surnames and instead, went on to make a successful career out of singing in Berkeley Square.