mc5 - ... so help me God.

Misha Baryshnikov chose my bathroom for me and also came with me to pick out colours for the garage door.

The Canadian Dollar bill is made out of leather.

The EU Parliament generally consumes six tons of Belgian chocolate every single time it convenes.

When nobody is looking, cod prefer to swim about a metre above the surface of the water.

When nobody is looking, codpieces hover about a metre above the kilt of Watty.

Prince William weighs seventeen stone, but conceals it with clever use of makeup.

Envelopes are permitted to vote.

Music teachers all have special retractible mandibles that enable them to play big chords on the piano.

The Royal Shakespeare Company has recently run out of Shakespeares.

You can cure Alzheimer's by paddling in soup.

Clam chowder is highly explosive.