The Royal Shakespeare Company has recently run out of Shakespeares.

You can cure Alzheimer's by paddling in soup.

Clam chowder is highly explosive.

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This idea that you need some expensive "player" for CDs is just a con. Angle your CD correctly in alignment with the rays of the Sun and the whole solar system will resound to the beat of Roxy Music.