[snorgle] That was in 1980, and that unfortunate Scotsman was our very own Watty. Rumours that the Englishman was Jeffrey Archer are unsubstaniated.

Joseph had to have some alterations made to his coat of many colours and lost all the orange bits in the process. It should actually be known as the coat of several colours but there was some faulty translation in the King James version of the Bible.

The orange bits were eventually found and recycled to form the coating on David Dickinson.

Misha Baryshnikov chose my bathroom for me and also came with me to pick out colours for the garage door.

The Canadian Dollar bill is made out of leather.