mc5 - ... so help me God.

Gynecology is now the third most popular GCSE.

[Projoy] No I haven't

The second most popular GCSE subject is Hotwiring

There is in fact only one slip 'twixt cup and lip, and it's a silk one.

Cheese is self-aware

Random surrealism is an adequate substitute for wit anyday.

[blamelewis] That one slip dropped an easy catch, tho.

There is nothing that shouldn't be done more often.

I just looked out of the window, and saw Omar Sharif riding a camel towards me.

Mirages only occur in warm desserts.

My doppelganger looks nothing like me.

[Thos] Same as me, and his doppleganger doesn't look like him or me, but his doppleganger looks exactly like me (but not the other two).

The Red Dragon that follows me around doesn't have a doppelganger. That makes us both proud to be Welsh.