mc5 - ... so help me God.

A smartie once told me the answer, but I forgot it.

I'm allergic to smarties. That's why I work around physicists.

Enrico Fermi was an idiot -- he just guessed correctly several thousand times.

There are as many pebbles on the shore as there are atoms in the universe.

.sdrawkcab emit hguorht gnillevart ma I

Punting down the River Styx at this time of year is so charming

"Punting down the River Styx" is a euphemism for a gynecological exam.

"Sticking your hand up the birth canal" is a euphemism for holidaying on a narrowboat.

Gynecology is now the third most popular GCSE.

[Projoy] No I haven't

The second most popular GCSE subject is Hotwiring

There is in fact only one slip 'twixt cup and lip, and it's a silk one.

Cheese is self-aware

Random surrealism is an adequate substitute for wit anyday.

[blamelewis] That one slip dropped an easy catch, tho.

There is nothing that shouldn't be done more often.

I just looked out of the window, and saw Omar Sharif riding a camel towards me.

Mirages only occur in warm desserts.

My doppelganger looks nothing like me.

[Thos] Same as me, and his doppleganger doesn't look like him or me, but his doppleganger looks exactly like me (but not the other two).

The Red Dragon that follows me around doesn't have a doppelganger. That makes us both proud to be Welsh.