mc5 - ... so help me God.

I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...

Cheese is self-aware

Random surrealism is an adequate substitute for wit anyday.

[blamelewis] That one slip dropped an easy catch, tho.

There is nothing that shouldn't be done more often.

I just looked out of the window, and saw Omar Sharif riding a camel towards me.