mc5 - ... so help me God.

Bedford has been awarded the “I Can't Believe It's not Butter” award for Services to Ants.

I can believe its butter.

There is no such thing as cash in Azerbaijan. All exchanges are conducted with used tissues.

[Projoy] You are so right -- last time I had a sinus infection, I was able to buy 20% of the country.

Krispy Kreme Donuts are made of sand.