Blubberhouses has had to relinquish its role as capital of England to an up and coming sheep shearing town on the banks of the Thames. Oxford will be taking up the mantle as soon as its traffic jams can compete.

[Boolbar] Those acts were performed with Petts Wood.

Bedford has been awarded the “I Can't Believe It's not Butter” award for Services to Ants.

I can believe its butter.

There is no such thing as cash in Azerbaijan. All exchanges are conducted with used tissues.