I am a distance vet and psychically can heal ailing animals. Press your pet's nose
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for a cure.

Contrary to popular belief, you can recognise freemasons very easily, as they all carry around a small hod of bricks and wear purple facepaint at all times - although not necessarily on their faces.

Wading through treacle is rather like filling out tax forms.

All cats spend a lot of their time doing spectral analysis on things, but will slip out of their white coats and act casual if a human comes into the room.

70 percent of cats under the age of 20 smoke.

I appologise if your vet is not healed - I was not concentrating at the time. Try again
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I am not embarrassed by my errors in spelling, grammar and syntax.

I had too much sleep last night.

Goats make excellent toffee.

"UFO" stands for "Unidentified Flan Object". It is thought that the arrival of these visitations from another planet will herald a new age of world quiche.

The Sun has just exposed a gay relationship between Action Man and Selsdon Man.