Actually it is me in disguise. I like to know what my 'naughty boy' gets up to when he is at large.

Interestingly my disguise is not as a policeman at all. I think my husband is confused by the big blue helmet.

I am a distance vet and psychically can heal ailing animals. Press your pet's nose
HERE ¨ ☻
for a cure.

Contrary to popular belief, you can recognise freemasons very easily, as they all carry around a small hod of bricks and wear purple facepaint at all times - although not necessarily on their faces.

Wading through treacle is rather like filling out tax forms.