Contrary to popular belief, you can recognise freemasons very easily, as they all carry around a small hod of bricks and wear purple facepaint at all times - although not necessarily on their faces.

Wading through treacle is rather like filling out tax forms.

All cats spend a lot of their time doing spectral analysis on things, but will slip out of their white coats and act casual if a human comes into the room.

70 percent of cats under the age of 20 smoke.

I appologise if your vet is not healed - I was not concentrating at the time. Try again
HERE ¨ ☻