mc5 - ... so help me God.

House hunting is a tremendously relaxing occupation, as long as you have a large enough net.

[Dunx] That's how Dubya got into the White House...although there are rumours that Dick Cheney hit it with a tranquiliser dart beforehand....

Rather than mopping your brow, it's much quicker if you use a vacuum cleaner.

Vaccuum cleaners are the least likely household item to be involved in auto-erotic episodes.s

A good way of cleaning your teeth is to use a chainsaw.