mc5 - ... so help me God.

House hunting is a tremendously relaxing occupation, as long as you have a large enough net.

[Dunx] That's how Dubya got into the White House...although there are rumours that Dick Cheney hit it with a tranquiliser dart beforehand....

Darren

Rather than mopping your brow, it's much quicker if you use a vacuum cleaner.

snorgle

Vaccuum cleaners are the least likely household item to be involved in auto-erotic episodes.s

Darren

A good way of cleaning your teeth is to use a chainsaw.

snorgle

Chainsaws are also handy for shaving your legs.

Bob the dog

By an odd coincidence, 'Legs' is the title of Dick Cheney's new album, a concept project based on an unfortunate auto-erotic experience with a vacuum cleaner.