I used to work in a shunting yard, but they gave me the push.

Now, let's not start that again...

Today my thoughts have been mainly about a hairdresser giving the best haircut she'll ever give in her life to a man who will be decapitated the next day

I'm a professor of Doxology.

i'n a prefesor of disleksia

i am also one of the worlds leading authorities on schizophrenia, and so am i

long long ago in a distant tyme before god ever contemplated man earth was one vast stage without props nor music nor aspiring actors until one fateful night alongside a goat trail in the far himalayas a camel cricket farted and the audience busted out in a laughter that has not abated to this day

This game is now finished.

I shan't be posting here.

Furthermore, I will not multipost

Games like this shouldn't be allowed to continue

In my spare time I train dogs to chase one-man-bands.

June is busting out all over.

June is a buxom lass.

i am a buxom lad

The writer of the human genome was the founder of the National Association of Dyslexics (D.N.A.)and also belonged to the Association of Certified Genetic Tricksters (A.C.T.G.)

When I grow up, I want to be mayor of the moon

I am the current mayor of the moon. On this evidence, I shall soon be promoting Projoy from Receptionist to Bodyguard.

I present a motion we turn a thoroughbred stud horse out to pasture with that mare on the moon, and raise us a nonpareil colt to enter in the Kentucky Derby, all those opposed say neigh!