I used to work in a shunting yard, but they gave me the push.

Now, let's not start that again...

Today my thoughts have been mainly about a hairdresser giving the best haircut she'll ever give in her life to a man who will be decapitated the next day

I'm a professor of Doxology.

i'n a prefesor of disleksia

i am also one of the worlds leading authorities on schizophrenia, and so am i

long long ago in a distant tyme before god ever contemplated man earth was one vast stage without props nor music nor aspiring actors until one fateful night alongside a goat trail in the far himalayas a camel cricket farted and the audience busted out in a laughter that has not abated to this day

This game is now finished.

I shan't be posting here.

Furthermore, I will not multipost

Games like this shouldn't be allowed to continue

In my spare time I train dogs to chase one-man-bands.

June is busting out all over.

June is a buxom lass.

i am a buxom lad

The writer of the human genome was the founder of the National Association of Dyslexics (D.N.A.)and also belonged to the Association of Certified Genetic Tricksters (A.C.T.G.)

When I grow up, I want to be mayor of the moon

I am the current mayor of the moon. On this evidence, I shall soon be promoting Projoy from Receptionist to Bodyguard.

I present a motion we turn a thoroughbred stud horse out to pasture with that mare on the moon, and raise us a nonpareil colt to enter in the Kentucky Derby, all those opposed say neigh!

i also have intentions of entering the Kentucky Derby, but have lost the starting handle for my racing turkey

This game is further proof of the transmigration of the soul, for in a previous life it WAS the gospel.