There is only one rubber duck, and it teleports itself unseen from one bathtub to the next. Anywhere more than one rubber duck is seen at once, mirrors have been employed.

Proper whisky is turquoise.

Pigments used in the Mona Lisa include toad vomit and essence of pigeon spleen.

Melton Mowbray is regularly visited by alien robots that sing choruses of the St Winifred School Choir's There's no one quite like Grandma in D flat.

Prince Edward is the world champion at pork pie juggling, keeping 163 pies in the air for over one minute.