mc5 - ... so help me God.

I was going to make a joke about the cheesy nature of the previous posting, but I shall not.

Pimms is best served on a bed of lettuce leaves.

It is vital to tiptoe through the tulips, as if they wake up they can take your leg off at the knee.

Hammerhead sharks have to clean their teeth regularly, due to the large quantities of salted peanuts they eat.

Sir John Gielgud can be seen performing show tunes on the concourse of Kyoto railway station.