mc5 - ... so help me God.

Whipping cream is a cruel, barbaric practice, and should be banned at once!

What consenting dairy products do in the privacy of their own refrigerators is their own business.

I was going to make a joke about the cheesy nature of the previous posting, but I shall not.

Pimms is best served on a bed of lettuce leaves.

It is vital to tiptoe through the tulips, as if they wake up they can take your leg off at the knee.