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... so help me God.
help
I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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There's a worm at the bottom of my garden, and his name is wiggly woo.
There's a divinity that shapes our ends rough - hew them how we may.
You're never alone when you Do the Strand.
You're never alone if you're schizophrenic.
You're never a loan if you're a savings account.
</lie> [Dunx] Oh really? <lie> You're never alone if you're in West Virginia.
West Virginia has the highest percentage of rampant squid erotomaniacs in the western hemisphere.
I am a squid.
The Self Preservation Society is lobbying to have Will Self picked for his own protection.
Psycho the rapist.
Sentences passé.
Dyslexics of the wr0ld untie!
I'm not afraid of Virginia Wolves.
Wolves make great pets, loving, friendly and gentle. What more could you want?
When in Japan, if you can't speak Japanaese, just make a lot of noises along the lines of "hwa-takko-intakki-makazuki-imporrrrto-thwanka" and they will be most impressed with your attempts to learn their language.
By wedging a whole banana into my cheeks, gabbling meaninglessly and gesticulating with gay abandon, I have often convinced onlookers that I am particularly glad to be Welsh.
Vegetarians are only posing. They eat meat privately when no one else is around.
And as for vegans -- well, this is a family site, so we can't even begin to discuss the things they do with leather and whipped cream.
Whipping cream is a cruel, barbaric practice, and should be banned at once!
What consenting dairy products do in the privacy of their own refrigerators is their own business.
I was going to make a joke about the cheesy nature of the previous posting, but I shall not.
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