</lie>[Projoy] Are you sure that's the chocolate?<lie> There was in fact only ever one Degree; the other two were simulated by the use of time delayed mirrors and prerecorded harmonies.
As I was about to eat my chips just now, they started wriggling out of my grasp and starting an anti-chip-eating protest movement, using bits of torn up greaseproof-paper as banners and asking Sting to sign petitions.
Sting, however, could not comply because he couldn't fins a pen that would write on greaseproof paper. He then drifted off into a trance-like reverie about the symbolic significance of paper which could not be written on.