I won a year's supply of chocolate mice in a competition and now every time I use my computer I get sticky hands.

</lie>[Projoy] Are you sure that's the chocolate?<lie>
There was in fact only ever one Degree; the other two were simulated by the use of time delayed mirrors and prerecorded harmonies.

Projoy is a clean-living, celibate, upstanding member of society.

...as this picture clearly shows.

I did not have to look at that picture 12 times to make sure that it was Projoy and not Yer Mom.