I won a year's supply of chocolate mice in a competition and now every time I use my computer I get sticky hands.

</lie>[Projoy] Are you sure that's the chocolate?<lie>
There was in fact only ever one Degree; the other two were simulated by the use of time delayed mirrors and prerecorded harmonies.

Projoy is a clean-living, celibate, upstanding member of society.

...as this picture clearly shows.

I did not have to look at that picture 12 times to make sure that it was Projoy and not Yer Mom.

Or nat, or Néa, or even Thos.

Camels can live as long as 110 years.