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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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Sleep is completely unnecessary. 'Tiredness' is merely withdrawal symptoms.
George Washington wanted to invade Japan so he could chop down their cherry trees.
Car alarms only go off when someone is trying to steal the car.
Rain is caused when overloaded clouds are punctured by birds.
Everyone is happy to see clowns. They aren't at all creepy.
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