mc5 - ... so help me God.

[gil] That did not remind me of a Jethro Tull song. I will not lock myself in my office, and certainly won't listen to Tull for the rest of the day.

Sleep is completely unnecessary. 'Tiredness' is merely withdrawal symptoms.

George Washington wanted to invade Japan so he could chop down their cherry trees.

Car alarms only go off when someone is trying to steal the car.

Rain is caused when overloaded clouds are punctured by birds.