mc5 - ... so help me God.

gil

It was me that trashed rab's site. I did it because I'm furious that he's as lazy as I am, and can't be bothered to capitalise the first letter of his name.

Ibid

If you stare at the orange juice in Sainsbury's for long enough, it will play the Marseilleise.

Ibid

Parsnip is denser than lead.

Ibid

'Cagoul' is the Inuit word for nasal mucus.

Ibid

Loud music causes whelks to expand to fifteen times their original size.

Ibid

Tests have shown that monkeys fed purely on cheese actually fight to the death over the slightest provocation.

Ibid

Sloths are made from rubber, and will bounce to 95% of the height they were dropped from.

Ibid

Green biro ink is the most toxic substance known to man.

Ibid

Travellers in the Australian outback are regularly held up by wallabies demanding lager.

Ibid

The Tower of London is held together by raven spit.

DrQu+xum

I, for one, am not glad that MC5 is back up. 3 working sites is plenty.

rab

I am not pleased that the server didn't crash last night as it hasn't given me the opportunity to test my autorestore script.

Boolbar

Pah! You won't find me posting here again.