mc5 - ... so help me God.

Bacteria are easily trained using the 'Woodhouse' Technique.

The 'Woodhouse' Technique is illegal in most southern U.S. States and is in fact punishable by death in Texas - like most things.

Bob the dog

I recently converted to the 'Woodhouse' Technique. As a testimonial to its effectiveness, I am happy to say that I am now the proud father of twin otters.

Blob

Otters are sexually attracted to fish. They only kill them by accident because of their bungled attempts at fellatio.

Boolbar

I keep a pet water otter in my kitchen. I call her "Kettle".