mc5 - ... so help me God.

The hole through the centre of a hypodermic needle is created by specially trained bacteria that eat metal.

Bacteria are easily trained using the 'Woodhouse' Technique.

The 'Woodhouse' Technique is illegal in most southern U.S. States and is in fact punishable by death in Texas - like most things.

Bob the dog

I recently converted to the 'Woodhouse' Technique. As a testimonial to its effectiveness, I am happy to say that I am now the proud father of twin otters.

Blob

Otters are sexually attracted to fish. They only kill them by accident because of their bungled attempts at fellatio.