Germans actually hate sausages. They eat them only as a penance when they believe they've done something truly naughty.

This is why Fat German is so fat.

<FONT FLAVOR=”butterscotch”> MMmmm. Taste this one. </FONT>

I just licked the screen and now my teeth are stuck together.

I have just licked matt and now MY teeth are mmmmffffff!

I don't want to see that.

Julie Andrews can break down into seven pieces for easy storage on transatlantic flights.

In protest at the behaviour of Jacques Chirac, I am going to dress up as a Freedom maid and freedom kiss everyone I meet, in order to promote sales of freedom letters.

Most movies are actually only 3 minutes long, but they put drugs in the popcorn.