mc5 - ... so help me God.

Budgerigars have the same density as lead.

The people of the Andes have over one hundred words for Llama droppings.

The escape velocity from the moon is lower than that of the Earth because it is more easily distracted.

The White House in Washington was originally intended to be lime green.

The Washington Memorial was put in upside down.

I have never posted to this game, and never will.

Ibid needs more coffee.

Due to an appalling hearing error, I have just peeled a mandolin.

Due to an appalling hearing error, I have been using the wrong pseudonym.

So have I.

There are 1,473 medically acknowledged complaints attributed to doing housework. There is no known cure for 1,472 of them.

Due to an appalling hearing error, I am currently attached to the front of a 4x4.

Germans actually hate sausages. They eat them only as a penance when they believe they've done something truly naughty.

This is why Fat German is so fat.

<FONT FLAVOR=”butterscotch”> MMmmm. Taste this one. </FONT>

I just licked the screen and now my teeth are stuck together.

I have just licked matt and now MY teeth are mmmmffffff!

I don't want to see that.

Julie Andrews can break down into seven pieces for easy storage on transatlantic flights.