mc5 - ... so help me God.

So have I.

There are 1,473 medically acknowledged complaints attributed to doing housework. There is no known cure for 1,472 of them.

Due to an appalling hearing error, I am currently attached to the front of a 4x4.

Germans actually hate sausages. They eat them only as a penance when they believe they've done something truly naughty.

This is why Fat German is so fat.