The new Pope is made of string and lead, in equal proportions.

Bang on time there, SARCASTIC RABBIT. I think ALTERNATIVE DUCK is ready to supplant you.

until 3 years ago, paris hilton was the only licenced steeplejack in the UK

Paris Hilton is Madonna travelling incognito.

The earliest known steeplejack came about in the horrible blizzard of 1547 when Angus McCrass rode his donkey into town and tethered it to what he assumed was the hitching post. Unaware the town was completely covered with snow, Angus McCrass wandered off in search of the tavern and presumably became disoriented and ultimately perished of frostbite. In the aftermath of the thaw, his body was not found, only his ass! [Swinging from the church steeple.]