Strictly in the interest of genetics, I have isolated [outside the laboratory] a unique recombinant strain thru the combined molecular DNA's of various kisses [i.e. Eskimo, French, Aussie, Butterfly, Rose Petal, Rainbow, Strawberry, Whip Cream, Hershey's, etc.] and all it required was procuring a cheek swab from Paris Hilton.

The Hilton, Paris, is, in fact, a hospital dedicated to providing Cosmetic Surgery to Paris Hilton.

The new Pope is made of string and lead, in equal proportions.

Bang on time there, SARCASTIC RABBIT. I think ALTERNATIVE DUCK is ready to supplant you.

until 3 years ago, paris hilton was the only licenced steeplejack in the UK