mc5 - ... so help me God.

likewise, I'm delighted that work won't let me have that weekend off because I've used all my holiday time travelling to Kenya and back.

lastnight i shrank by approximately 16% - I have no logical account for this.

its usually only 14%

i have recenly discovered that my girlfriend is a thespian

by an unusual coincidence, my thespian is in fact my girlfriend.