I am, in fact, dead, and posting from lewisham cemetery, se14.

Fact- I left home this morning, not realising that I had infact left my car keys behind. Imagine my surprise when I arrived at work and realised this, and wondered how I had infact got there successfully...........

I am not at all pleased that planning for the Rugby Pilg 2 seems to be gathering momentum with a good crowd of participants. I'm dreading the whole thing.

likewise, I'm delighted that work won't let me have that weekend off because I've used all my holiday time travelling to Kenya and back.

lastnight i shrank by approximately 16% - I have no logical account for this.

its usually only 14%

i have recenly discovered that my girlfriend is a thespian

by an unusual coincidence, my thespian is in fact my girlfriend.

In Shakespearean times it was in fact perfectly OK for women to appear on stage, contrary to popular opinion. But you know what actors are like, any excuse for some transvestitism. The Bard himself was known as "Big Wilhelmina" at the weekends.

i still can't belive it's not butter!

when they change everything around at work, it makes for a hilarious shift. [/lie]I should stop using this game to complain about my job, I suppose. this'll be the last one.[lie]

I'm delighted I've been so busy for the last two weeks I've hardly had a chance to look at The Morniverse.

I'm sure nights was really confident with those [lie] tags.