Big Ben was named after Tinnitus the Celtic god of hearing.

The phrase 'hear, hear' is often misused by those who exclaim 'here, here' simply because they wish to draw attention to themsleves.

Those who propound the theory that 'Life is a bitch and then you die' have never visited an MC site.

Live and let die - unless it's a kitten.

The RSPCA is a wonderful organisation and has taken steps to reduce the costs of euthanasia; they now employ people to scour the night-time streets in order to reduce the numbers of animals being admitted to their shelters. This ensures that your charitable contributions go further than ever before.