mc5 - ... so help me God.

customers are lovely, especially when they don't seem to want to leave, when we all do.

My nearest zebra crossing has been moved as it keeps sending the barcode readers in Sainsburys haywire.

I had a swede come through at work without a barcode. I think he rather enjoyed my search for it.

Toads. That is all I have to say.

I love a vacuum.

I love embezzlement.

hey, I love embezzlement too.

I have kissed a lot of toads.

silly string is neither string nor particularly silly.

I see MC5 is down again.

yes, and I'm dancing on hats about it.

Two beakers of tea and a wagon wheel. That is all I have to say.

I told a customer to kiss my arse today.

A customer kissed my arse today. It's no life being a prostitute.

I've got a luvverly bunch of coconuts.

Botherer

And I like to shout about it... *oops!*

botherer bothers me in a bothersome way.

The Stationery Office has renamed itself the Stationary Office and located itself to a caravan - but clamped the wheels.

I went to my aerobic waltz class last night and had the misfortune to slip in a puddle of bull semen that had been left by the Young Farmers.

High frequency electric current is our friend.

I can't believe it's not butter is, in reality, butter.