mc5 - ... so help me God.

I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...

My nearest zebra crossing has been moved as it keeps sending the barcode readers in Sainsburys haywire.

I had a swede come through at work without a barcode. I think he rather enjoyed my search for it.

Toads. That is all I have to say.

I love a vacuum.

I love embezzlement.